Robert Bergman

August 12, 2019

What happens when the Matanuska Thunder Fuck gets a makeover from Sirius Buds? Enthusiasts get Dutch Thunder Fuck, a Sativa-dominant hybrid that hits as quick as the sound of thunder. Moreover, it delivers an improve psychedelic experience that combines a high-flying head high with a tranquilizing body buzz.

To enhance its physical effects, breeders from Sirius Buds took Dutch Treat for its refreshing notes of pine as well as stress-crushing high. Not only that, it also improved Dutch Thunder Fuck’s performance in the growing area while enhancing its potency.

Combined together, the two industry staples developed a strain with THC levels of 16% to 20%. In high levels, it can strike users with overwhelming lightning effects. Moderation will keep the high pleasant as it encourages sociability while promoting camaraderie when purposively used for recreation. Still, casual users may seek it for an extra boost of energy that lasts throughout the day.

In spite of its impressive THC levels, Dutch Thunder Fuck is a versatile strain that helps train beginners to increase tolerance to the psychoactive compound. At the same time, it also provides relief to patients suffering from the side effects of various mental and physical health issues.

Information about Dutch Thunder Fuck:

ORIGINDutch Treat and Matanuska Thunder Fuck
EFFECTSUplifted – 10
Talkative – 7
Creative – 7
Euphoric – 7
Happy – 7
FRAGRANCEEarthy, sweet, citrus, mint, pine
FLAVORSSweet, fruity, sour, citrus, mint, woody, pine
MEDICALDepression – 10
Stress – 10
Fatigue -5
Headaches -3
Lack of Appetite – 3
FLOWERING TIME OUTDOORSLate October to mid-November
THC CONTENT %16% to 20%
INDOOR YIELD10 to 16 ounces per square meter
OUTDOOR YIELD16 ounces or more per plant
CLIMATEWarm climate
* 10 is the highest

* 1 is the lowest


Dutch Thunder Fuck is not one to waste its time. Its name alone is enough to suggest that it likes to strike faster than lightning. And, indeed it does. Within seconds after the first two to three puffs, it delivers an all-encompassing head to toe high that boost moods and relaxes users through and through.

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During the initial onset, a rush of euphoria inspires a sense of happiness from within. It brings back cheerful thoughts that leave users feeling upbeat throughout the day. Feeling confident after a few extra swigs of its cooling smoke, one becomes more talkative especially as time passes.

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The mental stimulation, as well as the conversations, can sometimes spark an unparalleled surge of creativity. Free-flowing and forming in the mind are thoughts that find itself developing into interesting, innovative ideas and possibly game-changing solutions as well. Because of its great wake-and-bake qualities, the strain can be used in the morning before work or during a laidback brainstorming session with like-minded colleagues.

After an hour or two, a calming body high takes over. It starts in the temples as a light pressure that slowly ebbs down in waves. It comforts users in a blanket of relaxation as it undoes tightness and knots in the muscles. Though intense, it keeps users functional with its initial head high.


Dutch Thunder Fuck has a terpene profile dominated by the scent of wet soil. It is sweet too with notes of ripe citrus. Crushed and combusted, cooling overtones of mint as well as refreshing undertones of pine fill the room.


In the palate, Dutch Thunder Fuck explodes into a myriad of flavors. It ranges from sweet ripe fruit to sour citrus sprinkled with mint leaves that have a cool effect on the throat as the smoke travels to the lungs. On the exhale, it leaves a refreshing woody aftertaste that is reminiscent of pine.

Adverse Reaction

It is not uncommon for users to experience a cottonmouth while using Dutch Thunder Fuck. Along with it is a mild case of dry eyes too as cannabinoids begin to interfere with moisture production in the tear ducts. Although mild, the dry spell can be quite irritating or annoying especially for beginners who are unused to the discomfort. Thankfully, it can easily be managed by staying hydrated throughout the day.

Dutch Thunder Fuck Adverse Reaction
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Although rare, high doses of Dutch Thunder Fuck can trigger anxiety especially as its psychedelic high disorients users. At times, it can develop into a subtle feeling of paranoia due to the heightened sensitivities toward one’s surroundings. Pacing and moderation, however, will keep such effects at bay.


It is not wrong to think that Dutch Thunder Fuck is a recreational strain. After all, that has been the perspective on marijuana for a long time regardless of whether it is right or wrong. Still, the Sativa-dominant herb continues to be of therapeutic value to patients from the medical marijuana community. Its THC, CBD, and other cannabinoids such as terpenes, provides a reprieve against a myriad of afflictions.

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For one, its uplifting cerebral high is a great stress reliever to all the pent-up negativity accumulated throughout the week. The subtle stimulation is also effective against mental and physical fatigue which often leaves users feeling exhausted for days on end. Meanwhile, its calming euphoria manages symptoms of mental health issues such as depression, PTSD, and anxiety.

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The same psychoactive compound also has natural analgesic properties especially in high levels. With its soothing body high, it eases aches and pains beginning from the temples. It relieves cramps in the stomach and, as such, is helpful to patients with a lack of appetite.


To grow Dutch Thunder Fuck right, a rudimentary knowledge of how to grow cannabis is needed. The strain’s height alone is a challenge as topping is quite a tricky process. Applied properly, it can keep it short, encourage bud growth, as well as lateral branching. However, cutting away too much can do the complete opposite.

Due to its lanky structure, Dutch Thunder Fuck will need some support through staking. The Screen of Green method will also help the plant stay upright with its nets while providing aspiring growers with a guide to which part to cut when topping it. Without the additional base, it can droop as the buds get heavier.

Apart from Low-Stress training techniques, growers may also utilize Super Cropping for improved trichome production. Supplemented by a hydroponics setup, it can improve yields and increase potency while producing cleaner buds. However, fertile soil is what naturally enhances the overall flavor of its terpene profile. It is also a cheaper alternative for growers and beginners.

Indoors, odor-control measures are a necessary investment because Dutch Thunder Fuck can get quite pungent during the flowering period. Airing out its scent through carbon filters and a good ventilation system will also keep moisture out, which can develop into mold or mildew if left unattended.

Flowering Time

Dutch Thunder Fuck has an indoor flowering period of 10 to 12 weeks. Though the long is wait, it will reward aspiring growers 12 to 16 ounces of buds per square meter.

Climate and location are two of the most important factors in growing Dutch Thunder Fuck. As such, it comes as no surprise that it flowers quite late from around the last week of October to the middle of November. Once ready for harvest, it yields at least 16 ounces of buds per plant.

Have you ever smoked or grown your own Dutch Thunder Fuck? Please let me know what you think about this marijuana strain in the comments below.


The founder of I Love Growing Marijuana, Robert Bergman, is a marijuana growing expert that enjoys sharing his knowledge with the world. He combines years of experience, ranging from small-scale grows to massive operations, with a passion for growing. His articles include tutorials on growing... [read more]


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  1. By kevin

    ,20 Jul 2019
    I just bought dutch thunderfuck by Sirius seeds. I suffer from major depression and anxiety and with 3 or 4 puffs it stopped it in its tracks! incredibly I also found 3 seeds! I'll let you know how the grow […]Read More

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