No one likes waking up in the morning. No one, unless you are one of those weird people who like waking up at sunrise, as my boyfriend is. I do not understand you people. How do you do it? Is it seven cups of coffee? Is it sunrise yoga? I suppose I’ll probably never know the secret. Until I can just skip time and make my consciousness think that I’ve woken up at noon everyday, I will just wake and bake. So, what are the best strains to wake and bake?
The classic, the legendary, Sour Diesel of course belongs on this list. This sativa strain is known for its pungent aroma and fast hitting energetic high. I don’t care how tired you are, this strain will have you springing up out of bed, wide awake and ready for action.
The aptly named Green Crack, will not make you feel like you just used crack. I would liken it more to a strong cup of coffee. This sativa will make you feel both physically and mentally alert, hence why it’s one of the most popular strains in any dispensary, and why it’s on this list.
This sativa is known for its strong and long lasting high. Durban Poison’s potency will lift you up and keep you flying all day long. Who needs Folger’s when you’ve got some Durban Poison? No one, Folgers is a shit brand of coffee.
Agent Orange is a little more mellow than some of the other entries on this list, but it still packs a punch. This strain offers a unique balance of sativa and indica effects. It will quickly lift you up, but then gently set you down. It’s a great strain for when you’ve woken up with a few hours to kill before going to work.
This cross between Cinderella 99 and Vortex is known for offering a clear headed and mentally stimulating high that lasts a while and makes the smoker feel motivated and ready to face the day. As a bonus, you’ll love the flavor and aroma that will leave you begging for more.
Lemon Haze has a tantalizing aroma that will help even the most anti-morning person achieve morning time bliss. The delicious lemon aroma will fill your room and the lemon taste will wake you up and make you feel either like dancing, or just hating life a little less.
What is there to say about Cat Piss? Cat Piss was bred from legendary super strain Super Silver Haze and is guaranteed to make you feel energetic, alert, and also pretty happy. This strain is perhaps best known for its pungent aroma of ammonia, hence why this strain is named Cat Piss. Anyone who has ever smelled male cat piss, knows exactly what I’m talking about. No, I do not just like typing cat piss, what are you saying?
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