Fall is finally here and I could not be more excited! Don’t get me wrong, summer is great, but after awhile you get tired of stiflingly hot weather, shorts and tank tops, and in many cases smoke due to half of your state being on fire. Now it’s time to get out your fuzziest sweater and smoke up your dankest buds, because there are plenty of reasons for stoners to celebrate fall!
All the leaves on the trees in my neighborhood are changing, and it is gorgeous! One of my favorite things about fall is the leaves changing. This especially the case when you’re baked. If you’re high on a strain like Blue Dream, everything will look like it’s on fire, as opposed to a couple months ago when everything actually was on fire.
I don’t know about you, but I have really been enjoying the cooler weather. It’s nice to sit outside, smoke a blunt and not feel like I’m going to pass out from heat exhaustion. I can actually enjoy my high.
Along with cooler weather comes rain, which I actually love the most in the fall. There’s something about the smell of the air after rain has been falling on the leaves that will become part of streets and sidewalks over the next couple months. The air feels fresh and clean, yet muddy and earthy at the same time. This is a great time to take your pen and go on a walk around your neighborhood. Try it with Super Lemon Haze.
Halloween candy was my favorite thing about fall when I was a kid, and it’s definitely one of the things that stoners love about fall. When you’re baked Halloween candy has never tasted more delicious, except for maybe the first time you went trick or treating. Remember that? Damn I love Halloween.
It’s harvest time for all you farmers out there. Autumn happens to be the time when it’s best to harvest your cannabis plants, when they are at their most potent at the height of the flowering phase. Your buds are ripe and they are ready to be cut, trimmed, cured, and smoked!
Autumn and spring are the best seasons for smoking outdoors. In the fall there are fewer people outside meaning it’s easier to get away with having a quick toke while out on the town. The air is cooler, meaning a cooler smoke too.
Pumpkin Spice Everything
I know, I know, liking pumpkin spice anything makes you basic as hell, but damn I love pumpkin spice in everything. Pumpkin Joe-Joes from Trader Joes are the best thing in the world when you’re high and you can only get them 1/4th of the year!
Arts and Crafts Time
As corny as it sounds, arts and crafts are so fun to do in the fall, and thus is especially the case when you’re baked. Smoke a bowl of some Jack Herer or Chemdawg and decorate your casa to be the haunted house/ stoner pad of your dreams.
Speaking of arts and crafts, one of my favorite arts and crafts to do is carving pumpkins. This is also an activity that I am only good at when I am high (probably because weed makes me a lot more patient than I normally am) and after smoking a joint of some Purple Haze or LSD I can carve up a pretty badass pumpkin.
Fall means harvest time, which means your favorite dispensaries are having some of their best deals of the season! Keep an eye out for deals on sites like Weedmaps and Leafbuyer.com for the best deals in your area!
Horror Movie Marathons
I got into horror movies and weed around the same time, and as such I love watching horror movies when I am high. Watching a ridiculously gory B horror movie is immensely entertaining when accompanied by a few bong hits.
Jumping in Leaf Piles
This may sound a bit corny, but few things help you reconnect with your childhood like doing activities that you used to enjoy as a kid, and who did not enjoy jumping in leaf piles? This is especially fun to do after smoking a good sativa and with a four legged friend!
I don’t think I need to tell you at this point that Halloween is my favorite holiday and this is not just because of the candy, even though I love getting high and eating candy. I love dressing up in costumes, and there is no better time for this than Halloween. Smoke some Tangie or Jillybean and design an awesome costume!
Dope Halloween Parties
What does every dope costume need? A dope Halloween party to go to! One of the things stoners love about fall the most is no doubt the case with Halloween parties. Halloween parties are the best when you’re a stoner because you can incorporate all those fun Halloween party games with getting high.
After Halloween comes of course Thanksgiving, or in our cases Danksgiving, a time for doing some dabs and stuffing your face with turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, the works. Yup, this is the best time to be a stoner.
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What other things do stoners love about fall? Tell us what we forgot in the comments!