Signs You Need A New Hookup

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Has your current hookup really been dropping the ball lately? Maybe it’s time for you to find a new one. Seriously, you could probably be doing better, especially if your hookup is doing any of these things.

Charging too Much For a Bag

Hey, I know, I know, we’ve all got to make money, but there is no reason that you should be paying too much for your smokeables. It’s a market economy, right? If your hookup wants to remain competitive in the biz, then he’s gonna have to learn a thing or two about how to run a business, in this case supply and demand.

There won’t be any “demand” for his product, if he’s charging sixty a pop for short bags of crappy weed. If this sounds like your situation, then it might be time for a new hookup.

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Selling You Crap

I get it, when you get to the bottom of the stash, there’s a lot of shake and some stems, you can’t help that. There was one hookup I had who sold that type of ganj all the time. It was like he just didn’t care. That’s not right. You want your hookup to care about what you’re smoking, because that’s a lot of your well being there.If he doesn’t care about your smoke, then he doesn’t care about you. That means that it’s time for a new hookup.

Not Returning Your Calls

When I say not returning your calls, I don’t mean every once in a while because they are at work, or are otherwise busy. What I mean is your hookup does not return your calls at all. Basically it’s impossible for you to get hold of them when you need to. You’re pretty much always dry. There’s no point in you even keeping this guy around anymore. What you need is a new hookup.

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If your hookup is charging too much, it’s time for a new hookup. Image Source: Green Rush Daily

Making You Wait Too Long

Again, this doesn’t mean those times when your hookup keeps you waiting for a couple hours. If this bothers you, then you need to learn to be more patient. What I’m talking about is when they consistently keep you waiting for hours, so you end up wasting an entire afternoon waiting for them to drop by. You’re a busy person (I’m assuming), and you have better things to do than hang around all day waiting for them. If your hookup makes you wait around like the cable guy does, then you absolutely need a new hookup.

Shorting You

If your hookup is shorting you, or you suspect that they are, then you need to find a new hookup, and they need to get out of the business of selling weed. What this person is doing is robbery, and is what one would refer to as a dick move, and no one should have to put up with that. Find someone better

If You Suspect They Might Be a Cop

If your hookup is consistently giving you bad vibes, like they might be a cop, then you should probably consider getting a new hookup. If they are constantly shifting around and acting suspicious, then it’s time to get the hell out of dodge, especially if you suspect that they may be wearing a wire.

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Sarah is a D&D fanatic and loves singing silly songs to her cat. No matter what she does though, Sarah can always be found with a bong in hand. If there is one strain that she could call her favorite, that would be Zkittlez because it matches her colorful personality and hair!... [Read full bio]

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