Funky Monkey Strain

Funky Monkey is a delicious tasting indica dominant hybrid that world guarantee a good time with your favorite people. This strain grows into a beautiful plant with medical abilities and effectively supreme healing powers, and is therefore quite popular in the medical cannabis scene.

Funky Monkey is a slightly indica dominant cross between super-cerebral strains Grape Ape and Mendocino Purps. This strain is perfect for socializing, as it will make you feel uplifted and energized, as well as less likely to be shy and withdrawn.

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This hybrid will provide a good bonding experience among like-minded people, and/or make you dizzy with its powerful presence as it has a strong aroma. Funky Monkey is super uplifting and I’ll keep you in the happy and giggly mood for hours on end, with the moving being dominated by laughter and smiles.

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    Information about Funky Monkey:

    ORIGINGrape Ape mixed with Mendocino Purps
    EFFECTSrelaxed – 10
    tingly – 9
    happy – 9
    giggly – 9
    uplifted – 9
    ADVERSE REACTIONS (NEGATIVE)dry mouth – 10
    headache – 4
    dry eyes – 4
    dizzy – 1
    paranoid – 1
    FRAGRANCEblueberry, earthy, fruity, herbal, spicy, sweet
    FLAVORSgrape, earthy, berry, fruity, mint, sweet
    MEDICALpain – 10
    lack of appetite – 9
    stress – 9
    depression – 8
    cramps – 8
    FLOWERING TIME INDOORS8-9 weeks
    FLOWERING TIME OUTDOORSmid October
    PLANT HEIGHTTall
    THC CONTENT %7%
    CBD %1%
    INDICA / SATIVA %60% / 40%
    INDOOR YIELD14oz/ m2
    OUTDOOR YIELD17oz/ plant
    CLIMATEsunny and dry outdoor climate
    GROWTH LEVELeasy
    RESISTANCE TO DISEASEresistant to common molds and mildew

    * 10 is the highest
    * 1 is the lowest

    Effects

    Funky Monkey is best used as an evening strain, as it might make you feel slightly drowsy. This hybrid is the perfect relaxant at the end of a long and strenuous day, and the Best companion to allow you to kick up your feet, lean back and fully succumb to total relaxation.

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    This Indica dominant strain will feel tingly all over your body, as soon as you have your first drag of it. Funky Monkey is extremely effective and changing your mood for the better, and making you feel enlightened and elated, when you most need it.

    Funky Monkey Effects
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    Funky Monkey without fail can make you feel happier then when you started, with much time spent on enjoying endless giggles and laughter. Those who are looking to feel uplifted we’ll be delighted with this strain, as there is no delay before it’s perfect start to truly kick in.

    Fragrance

    Funky Monkey is strong smelling in nature, and it will fill your room with this sweet notes of blueberry and spices. A fruity and herbal aroma will dominate its presence, mixed with a certain earthiness, which will turn into an aromatic experience that will be hard to top.

    Flavors

    Funky Monkey is just as invigorating in terms of flavor–on the inhale you will notice a grape and mint flavor covering your entire tongue. On the exhale, its flavors will turn into a mix of berry and fruity, as well as sweet earthiness, completing its appeal with a bang.

    Adverse Reaction

    Funky Monkey’s Side effects may cause you to feel dry mouthed and thirsty, so you should be prepared to keep lots of liquids nearby, just to avert that. This hybrid can give you a headache as well, witches usually amplified by the feeling of dehydration.

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    This hybrid plant can also cause your eyes to feel dry and irritable. Funky Monkey may cause you to feel slightly dizzy at times, especially at the end of your high. This strain is likely to make you feel paranoid as well, although this usually wont last for a very long time, if it does occur.

    Medical

    Funky Monkey is a wise choice for patients who struggle to manage their severe chronic pain conditions. This strain is very effective in reducing these pains and aches, especially back aches, migraines, headaches and muscle spasms or joint spasms.

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    This bud can increase your appetite come out which makes it especially favored by patients who are undergoing cancer treatment and may have lost their appetites due to radiation and chemotherapy. Funky Monkey is also effective in the treatment of cramps, especially menstrual-related cramps.

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    Funky Monkey can reduce feelings of depression in patients, as it is uplifting and encouraging. Those who have used to strain regularly report to feeling more enlightened and less burdened. For these reasons, it is also an ideal choice for those who suffer from chronic stress.

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      Growing

      Funky Monkey can be grown in doors as well as outdoors, and prefers a sunny and dry outdoor climate. This strain is resistant to common molds and mildew’s and other common diseases.

      Flowering Time

      Indoors

      Funky Monkey growing indoors can yield an estimated 14 ounces during harvest, and should take an average of 8 to 9 weeks more or less to finish flowering and be ready and ripe for plucking.

      Outdoors

      Funky Monkey grown outdoors can be expected to finish flowering around the middle of October. This bud should be able to yield around 17 ounces per plant, and During a successful harvest season.

      Have you ever smoked or grown your own Funky Monkey? Please let me know what you think about this marijuana strain in the comments below.

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        2 comments on “Funky Monkey Strain”

        1. Just went to the despo for a few more grams of this after grabbing a freebie. Amazingly mild flavor, thick but not too overwhelming. Nice easy laid back buzz.

          I was hoping id get lucky and I gound a SEED! Ill hit ya back if I can get this thing rocking from germ to veg. I was joping on a little more grow advice on it

        2. Hi
          I’m currently growing 4 outdoors up here in Toronto, Canada, I’m 6 weeks in and they just started their heavy veg stage and are thriving in this climate, it’s been around 90 degrees, humid and mostly sunny…
          They are in 3 gallon pots so I can move cover them in the event of a summer thunderstorm…. will update before flower