Great name, as if it implies that this is the strain to use if one wants to fuck their own brain. Kidding aside, Matanuska Thunder Fuck is a gentle cannabis that is not overwhelming. Although the assumption is that it is a balanced hybrid, its Sativa effects are more pronounced. Even so, the sedative properties of its Indica side is not to be underestimated.
Information about Matanuska Thunder Fuck:
When it comes to naming cannabis strains, it seems a more suitable name would have something to do with ice. Matanuska Thunder Fuck produces large dense buds that are profoundly covered by frosty crystals.
The exact genetic lineage of Matanuska Thunder Fuck is unknown. As it turns out, any cannabis coming from Matanuska Valley in Alaska is named as such. A popular claim is that the strain is an offspring of Alaskan hybrids, but this could not possibly be true. A more plausible scenario is that cannabis clones were grown in the grasslands of Matanuska Valley, but these are cannabis that came from elsewhere.
Regardless of its origin, what we are certain of is that the legendary Matanuska Thunder Fuck is no longer available. Instead, what is available in the market are most likely hybrids of the original strain.
Matanuska Thunder Fuck is also known by another name, Matanuska Tundra.
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Information about Matanuska Thunder Fuck:
|EFFECTS||Relaxed – 10|
Euphoric – 10
Focused – 5
Happy – 4
Dry Mouth – 4
|ADVERSE REACTIONS (NEGATIVE)||Dry mouth – 10|
Dry eyes – 8
Dizzy – 1
Paranoid – 1
Anxious – 1
|MEDICAL||Stress – 10|
Pain – 8
Depression – 5
Lack of appetite – 4
Fatigue – 3
|FLOWERING TIME INDOORS||8-9 weeks|
|FLOWERING TIME OUTDOORS||Mid to late October|
|PLANT HEIGHT||Up to 2-1/2 feet|
|THC CONTENT %||13% to 16%|
|CBD %||1% to 2.1%|
|INDICA / SATIVA %||50%/50%|
|INDOOR YIELD||12 to 14 ounces per square meter|
|OUTDOOR YIELD||14 ounces per plant|
|GROWTH LEVEL||Some experience needed to grow|
* 10 is the highest
* 1 is the lowest
What can be expected from using Matanuska Thunder Fuck, provided one were to get ahold of a few ounces? While we listed the strain as a balanced hybrid, chances are high that it is Sativa dominant. Instead of a thundering onset of cerebral high, the onslaught begins gently before its effects intensify.
A sweeping euphoric sensation begins not too long after using Matanuska Thunder Fuck. One of the nice things about this strain is that users feel a heightened sense of focus. As alluded to earlier, it does have sedative-like properties that also starts to creep in. As the physical high begins to take effect, one is bound to feel extremely relaxed.
No, this cannabis is not known for leaving a user in a couch-lock, but that is also assuming that one used a moderate amount. In most cases, the cerebral high combined with the body relaxation leads one to feel generally happy.
In some ways, the aroma of this strain is unlike most others. Regular cannabis users would recognize the smell of marijuana, but Matanuska Thunder Fuck has a unique dominating fragrance. It smells like chocolate with lingering fruity odor. For most smokers, they would find the fragrance highly agreeable.
Cannabis users will be pleased to know that the great aroma of this strain carries over to its taste. After all, who does not love chocolate? Besides chocolate, the fruity smell translate into fruity sweetness blended in. As a result, Matanuska Thunder Fuck is one of the best tasting cannabis in the world.
Using cannabis comes with a few adverse reactions. While it is common to experience dry mouth and eyes, this is one strain that almost certainly will make users gulp down a sea of water.
Although the effects of this strain start off gentle, some people may find it too strong and feel dizzy. On rare instances, there are some who may also feel paranoid, or at the least, an increase in anxiousness.
Recreational cannabis users have their own reasons for using marijuana. For medical cannabis users, the main benefits of using Matanuska Thunder Fuck is in managing stress. Here, the sedative-like property of the strain aids in body relaxation. As a result, stress levels can be reduced. It also follows that the strain could be useful in managing depression.
Furthermore, the strain is also reported to be helpful in managing pain. This is especially useful to people suffering from chronic pains and aches.
For some, especially those with higher tolerance levels, rather than only feeling relaxation, the strain could offer a little energy boost. If so, then it could prove useful in dealing with constant fatigue.
Finally, as the effects of the Matanuska Thunder Fuck recedes, some are bound to feel hungry. Good thing this strain does not leave one too lazy to move or else getting food might become an ordeal.
One thing to note here is that there are variants of this strain that is Indica dominant. If that is the strain used, couch-lock is almost a certainty.
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Matanuska Thunder Fuck can be grown both outdoor and indoor, as well as inside a greenhouse. One thing that makes it a great choice for growing is that it does not exceed 2-1/2 feet. As such, most people with tight spaces in their homes could cultivate this strain.
So as long as the plant is cultivated in a Mediterranean climate, it should grow well. Some work is needed, though, as the plant is bushy and because the buds are large and heavy, some support may have to be installed to prevent broken stems or branches.
Indoor, while it can be grown in soil, a better way is to use hydroponics combined with Screen of Green (SOG) method. Doing so results in an explosive growth which cuts down on the vegetation period.
In as little as 8 to 9 weeks, growers could have in their hands a reminder of Alaska. Seeing the frosty crystals covering the buds are a delight to the eyes. Even better is having a better than average harvest of 12 to 14 ounces per square meter.
It takes a little more time before Matanuska Thunder Fuck is ready for harvest if planted outdoors and compared to hydroponics. Regardless, by mid to late October, growers should have no less than 14 ounces per plant.
Have you ever smoked or grown your own Matanuska Thunder Fuck? Please let me know what you think about this marijuana strain in the comments below.
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